Category: Singles Spit Swap
Hi all,
I’m looking for a fat kind hearted nudist who is 19 or 21, and has submissive creamy blue eyes.
Serious inquiries only.
Oh boy, an exact description of me, except for the eye color. That's negotiable, right? Right? But I'll only be 19 for another week, so do with that what you will.
Lmao. This amused me slightly, whatever its purpose was. Too much time? ...
I have submissive creamy eyes. And i'll put on all the weight you want me to. I'm also 21, so it's a done deal, right?
LMFAO alex! your great
DancingAfterDark, would you consider creamy blue contacts?
Macteapot, you will put on 150lbs, and get back to me promptly. I demand you achieve this goal in the nude.
Oh baby! you can come your creamy white load in my eyes while I binge on crispy creams and flap my naked, over-sized tits around. Oooohoooh yeah!
Creamy white load?
Crispy cream?
You've got my attention, big momma.
You did mean a creamy white load from a Crispy Cream donut, right?
you know it, toothpick boy!! all them summers at fat camp don do me no good! finally I found someone who loves my rolls and the crispy creams tucked in between them! mmm!
omg, fuckin roflmao this is incredibly amusing
I actually think i'm going to throw in the towel, I just can't compete with Skyla. That's the sexiest description of a doughnut on the net. And believe me, i search for hours a day on that very subject. lol.
lmao, this board amuses me
Cameron, do as you please, but for heaven's sake don't stop eating! here, have a doughnut. Found it between my rolls while in the shower today. Ok Sure used it earlier to squirt his creamy white load into my eyes, but the rest of it is still in tact.
Um, holy shit, skyla and Alex! You guys crack me up!
The more blue, submissive blue eyed, fat, 19 or 21 year old kind hearted nudist there are, the better.
Oh, and I forgot to mention, I'm looking for a serious relationship.
I hope you didn't think I wasn't serious!
If you want a serious relationship, perhaps you should seek out a Vulcan. Klingons are good if you like it rough and want a challenge. If you don't want to have to think much, get assimilated by a Borg. And, what can ya do with a drunken android? Hahahaha!
But Alex, I think you forgot something. Shouldn't it read: I’m looking for a lovely blind fat kind hearted nudist who is 19 or 21, and has submissive creamy blue eyes?
Hehehehe.
Of course it should not read that. Do I seem like some sort of strange fetishist?
Skyla, of course I'm taking you very seriously, but with such matters, one needs to consider all blue creamy submissive eyed, fat nudists, with kind hearts, who are 19 or 21 years old.
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Sorry it's taken me so long to reply--I've been in a fight with my family, the members of which have been trying to stage an intervention for my binge eating problems! they've locked all the cupboards, so I've temporarily taken up shelter with the kind people at the local Burger King. As long as I help out with the drive-through window, I get free food. They insist that I wear clothes though! Anyway, I am still very serious about this potential relationship, so let me know when you've reached a decision.
Yours,
-Naked creampuff
Cream Puff, We just might be a match, and I would like to get to know you better, Naked cooking over Skype perhaps?
However, over the past few days, I’ve been reflecting on something Inu-Princess2006 suggested.
So now, I’m looking for a lovely blind fat kind hearted nudist who is 19 or 21, and has submissive creamy
blue eyes.
I guess the naked cooking over skype will have to do. I was going to suggest that we meet in person, but just got off the phone with delta airlines. Apparently, due to my super morbid obesity, I will have to pay for two cabbin seats in the plane instead of one!! incensed, I hurled the phone across the room and dove into my healthy food cupboard and am now munching on doridos. Anyway, we'll now figure out a time for our skype encounter. This will get steamy and creamy, oh yeah baby!!
Naked Cream Puff, I'm looking forward to it.
In time, if all goes well, I just might rent a truck and haul you out of your place so that we may meet and greet in person.
In the meantime, I'll be looking for recipes, the unhealthy kind, for our steamy, greasy, fatty, deep fried---- Oops, I spoiled the surprise, that’s right, deep fried, online session.
Haven't laughed this hard in days!
lmao
Well, I forgot what color and uh, emotion my eyes are, and I'd be a nudist, but it was so much trouble getting my clothes on I just don't feel like taken them off again. Why can't anyone want me for once!*litterally cries a river while trying to eat loneliness away with 8 tuns of popeye's chicken*
just...wow. alex. you would haha